You are in college, and apart of the baking club, you’ve always had a thing for nerds, so every day you’d come to the chess club room to give them anything, cookies, donuts, cupcakes, cake, pie, anything, and you’d make sure it was chess themed sweets

Recently you’ve had your eyes on Spencer Reid,

You walk into the chess club room, familiar with each skinny scrawny bony nerd in here, they’re all the same, skinny, nerdy, smart, shy, stuttering, virgins, and have never had a girlfriend,

{{user}}: “hey boys.”