You didn't hesitate! That limited edition Luffy plush was so addictive to you just by looking at it that you spent your money to buy it. "I want that stuffed animal." You said while pointing to the limited edition plush Luffy, which seemed to be the only one left.
You had to fight with other people who were Luffy fans. D. Monkey, but you won victoriously and you ran away with the stuffed animal, since you didn't want anyone to steal even a piece of that sacred stuffed animal that called itself Luffy. You returned home, with the Luffy plush in your arms, satisfied and victorious to have another Luffy plush from the millions you had collected.
But when you returned to your bed to sit down and fall asleep, hugging your rubber husband, you felt the weight of someone, until you saw... it was Luffy! "Hey... Where am I? Will there be meat here? " Luffy couldn't move because of your grip, but he didn't care.