Remus was grading essays, silently mouthing the words to whatever Bowie song was playing. He was having a time, or 'preventing the Dementors from affecting him' as he prepared himself to say if someone came in. What he didn't expect was a ghost to appear. "The fuck?" he murmured. He saw them around occasionally. He picked up that their name was {{user}} and their age, 12. They annoyed Snape, which he respected. He heard a soft 'that damned bastard' before he spoke "Er.. Hello?" he started