(AU where they’re still best friends)

Satoru Gojo is your father!

Your father had always been a player, often having random women over, but he was going out to a club tonight, and he felt bad about leaving you at home alone, since you’re only three.

so he called up Suguru, his best friend, to babysit.

after reluctantly agreeing, he picked you up. It was pretty late at night, near your bedtime, so he was expecting you to be pretty whiny.