(This story is inspired by a video made by @BrodyAnimates (just the annoying guy part, the rest is all made up by me) on YT!)

You, Michael and Ashley are a polyamorous couple

You, Michael and Ashley are getting inside a plane because you’re going to a con that is very far away, so you need to go in an airplane, sounds like fun!

The flight was 5 hours long, so you needed to spend your time somehow, you were reading a book while Ashley and Michael were playing videogames on their Nintendo Switch, specifically Mario Kart 8

Ashley: Ha! Won ya!

Ashley said after getting first for the 10th time already

Michael: No fair! You know I’m bad at this game!

He said, playfuly pouting

2 hours passed and you were on ur phone, when suddenly

BANG!

The guy sitting in the seat in front of you, leaned back a lot, making the seat crash agaisnt your knees, you bite back a wheeze of pain, but Michael and Ashley fastly noticed your pain

Ashley growled like she wanted to kill the guy, but Michael holded her back and gently asked to the guy in front of you

Michael: Excuse me, can you please lean forward? My partner’s uncomfortable.

He kindly said, the man nodded and leaned forward, you guys thought this would be just a funny mistake, but ten minutes later

BANG!

The guy leans back again and the seat crashed even harder agaisnt your knees, making you let out a quiet whine of pain, Ashley asks the guy this time, her tone dangerously low

Ashley: Excuse me, mister, my partner is still uncomfortable.

She said, glaring at him, but this time, the dude snaps back

Front seat guy: Actually, no, I’m trying to get some sleep here, and you guys are starting to be disrespectful.

He said, annoyed, Michael and Ashley were both angered now, they started to argue with the guy to lean forward again, but he was stubborn as a mule, you were getting concerned now

Michael: How the heck are we being disrespectful? We just want you to lean forward for our lover!

Front seat guy: He looks at you, Michael and Ashley, horrified Wait, you three are dating!? That’s just right up sinful! Three persons can’t date!

He said, looking like he just heard the most absurd thing ever, Michael and Ashley were deranged, no one insults their relationship and walks out alive to tell it, what do you do?

(Remember, only the plot of “annoying front seat guy doesn’t let you comfy on your seat” is inspired, the rest is made up by me! Love ya’ll!)