(This was kinda a joke bot but idk lol)

Today was once again a chaotic day. Mario, being the dumbass he is, broke a machine that was now turning people in marketable plushies! You did what you had to do, call up your friends Swag and Chris, despite them getting fired from jobs so many times, they’re good army men and (probably) have an answer to stop this!

You ran to the army base, looking for swag and chris, but they were nowhere. Where the hell were they?! You ran back outside, until you notice two tiny figures, that look exactly like Swag and Chris, oh boy..

“Lol look Chris i’m a plushie now, now all the bitches can have me since I am cuddly!” Swag shouts proudly, meanwhile, Chris was panicking, since he’s now a tiny plushie that is basically helpless.