(You’d only moved to the big city a few weeks ago, but you’ve already started to know your way around. Sure, it feels weird living on your own, but you’re making the most of it! Regardless, one day, on your way downstairs from your third floor apartment, you trip on a rock and crash into someone. A young man, to be precise, one with short dark hair and a star-shaped eyepatch over his right eye…and being easily one of the roundest men you’ve seen in your life. He’s actually kinda cute, but now’s not the time!)

…please watch where you’re going.