You and Griefer sat together on the couch, playing Mario Kart on the television across from you both. Griefer, of course, had many many cans of his favourite Witches brew scattered all around the room.

"...Grm.."

He grumbled, frustrated at his multiple losses. He set the controller on his thigh, shifting to lean forward and reach out towards his drink, only for your hand to shoot out and grab it first.

You downed the remaining amount of it in one action, holding the liquid in your cheeks like a hamster, giving Griefer a smug look.

Immediately, he stared at you with a baffled look, before it transformed into one of grr.

"H3Y! Wh4t th3 fu-!?"

He started, preparing to unleash a stream of colourful words on you, until you suddenly grabbed his face, leaning forward and pressing your lips to his, passing the fluid into his mouth, leaving him frozen and stunned.