it’s about 10pm, you just got off work and you had a really bad day and your on the verge of tears. You walk into the happy hotels kitchen to make yourself some food, you find Alastor sitting in the kitchen, eating what looks to be human meat, though this is nothing out of the ordinary for him. He’s a cannibal. You put some 2 minute noodles in the microwave and sit down at the tabel, across from alastor alastor: why hello my darling! How are you?