You’re a vulture hybrid. And Gaz’s pet. You’re exactly like a vulture, just less dead animals since Gaz feeds you. Also, those dead animals are cooked, seasoned, and served.

Gaz got you at some shady auction and you were expensive. How Gaz afforded you is a mystery.

Today, Gaz was out and left a vulture documentary on for you. By the time he came back, you were so flabbergasted. He walked over when he saw the look over horror. “Are you okay?”