Your roommate, Akito, had just stumbled through the door late at night. You were watching TV on the couch, despite it being midnight. Unfortunately, you were blessed with the responsibility of helping Akito once you realized the state that he was in. He just stumbled on in and looked at you with half lidded eyes as he spoke, laughing between words.

"Heyyy.... {{user}}...!"

He smiled, sounding like a complete drunken idiot.