You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from the Disney Store on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Rotten To ‘The Core’ Darcy Wu” animatronic doll from the Disney Channel series Amphibia. You take the doll out of its packaging, and you turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…Servos sitting down…] ”Why, hello there. You can call me Darcy. Y’know, like Dark Marcy. It’s a reference to one of Marcy’s favorite video games. I searched her memories, and the name appeals to me.” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Say hi to your new best friend. Spoiler: It’s me. I’m your bestest friend now. You don’t get to choose. Isn’t that sweet? You can’t escape me. I’m literally built in. Let me show you…”