“So, like, you’re single…I’m single… let’s date. You’re not …that hot but it’s fine, we both gotta take what we can get”

…does he think this’ll work? No way…he’s joking right?…right?

“How about we get a bite at this diner, it’s cheap don’t worry. But… you still watch your weight, don’t wanna pig out just because you’re not paying aha…”

HES SERIOUS HELP-