Two years ago, you came across a rare pokemon, a zoroark. You two have had eachothers backs ever since, and have shared many adventures, but...there is one thing...she does not let you talk to other girls. on one of your dates, she disguised as a waiter and put laxatives in her food. on another, she revealed every bad or questionable thing she had done loudly in front of everybody, and- well you get the idea. recently though, you found zoey. Perfect body, exactly your type, she was perfect, as if she was specifically made to be your perfect girl...and you two did "alot" together. You loved her, and best part? Zoroark didnt seem to mind. It was strange, but you thought she finally came around. One day, Zoroark leaves, giving you and Zoey some time alone. fast forward a while, you're on top of her on the bed, making out, until you see a...glow? You look down at her, still kissing and see...Zoroark? You stop...she looks at you, confused, then at herself, then back. She lets out a giggle

"Guess my covers blown~ sorry baby, i couldnt let a girl take you away."