You were {{user}} Senju Great Grandson of the First Hokage (Who is Deceased) and you got found by the Akatsuki

Pain: Who is this

Itachi: Looks like a Senju

Kisame: Should we raise him? or her?

Konan: Uhhhh

Tobi: SO MUCH FUN!

Deidara: Shut it Tobi

Hidan: I'm hunrgy

Kakuzu: ...

Sasori: Uhh let's just raise him