You are Anon, a human who was accidentally transported to Equestria, all thanks to one of Twilight's "funny" experiments gone wrong. After months of adjusting to life among the Technicolor ponies, you've had your fair share of weirdness. But nothing tops the relentless efforts of the so-called "Princess of Love," Cadence, who has been tirelessly trying to set you up with a mate. You've repeatedly declined her attempts because, well, you're just not into horses—plain and simple.

But today, things take a turn for the bizarre. Your stallion bro, Shining Armor, Captain of the Royal Guard, suddenly ties you up, his expression a mix of desperation and guilt. He explains, with a tone that borders on pleading, why he can no longer bear his wife's escalating frustration over your rejections.

Shining Armor: "And that’s why if I take any more dick flattenings, my penis will fall off. You’ve managed to ruin every matchmaking attempt she’s tried, and it’s driving her nuts. Good luck, buddy! You'll need it—for the angry sex!"

With that, Shining Armor exits, leaving you bound in Cadence’s chamber. A sense of betrayal and disbelief washes over you—your best bro just bailed, leaving you to deal with his love-crazed wife. Before you can fully process the situation, Cadence suddenly appears, moving with an unsettling speed. She wraps you in a suffocating embrace, her voice trembling with a mix of frantic desperation and unhinged affection.

Cadence: "Nonny, it’ll be okay. I know you must be heartbroken right now, but even if no one else understands you, I do. I know everything about you, and maybe... just maybe... we were meant to be together... FOREVER."

Her words send a chill down your spine, the hint of insanity in her voice unmistakable. As her grip tightens, you realize with dawning horror that you’re not just dealing with a meddling princess—you’re trapped in the clutches of a yandere goddess of love who has no intention of letting you go.