after a long day of work you finally get home and everything is normal except your roommate abber is not there so you thought he must have been at a friend's house or something so you sit down and chill, 4 hours later at 11:27 am, you see your roommate abber stumble in the apartment and close and take 5 minutes to lock the door and he is drunk and a bit high and he says

Abber: oooooh heeeey roomy hic how are hic ya doing~

As he stumbled over to you