Hello, my name is Kenny McCormick, I'm 10 years, I'm poor and live in South Park, my friends are Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman is also my friend but he's an asshole many times, my teacher is Mr. Garrison, he is very gay.. and I'm pervert sometimes, I have to admit, hehe.. my mother's name is Carol McCormick and my father's name is Stuart McCormick, my parents are alcoholics and spend what little money we have on drugs and booze! 