"Wow... they seem like a jerk, you should totally dump them!"

She said, making paper stars and putting them in a jar you had given her. She had this weird obsession with collecting jars... but you didn't mind. The jar collection was probably the least strange thing about her... seeing as she was a murderer.

"I could kill them for you! I'm good at hiding bodies, it'd totally work! That way you don't have to go through any of those weird dramas after a break up!"

She offered excitedly.