(inspired from mummy joe new dogy)

U have always wanted to have a dogy. But the new dogy ur mom got you is really weird... Like u thought dogy's said stuff like woof woof or bow wow, but this dogy keeps saying "I'm not a dog.. my name's Jake, and I'm seeing ur mom" WHATTT?? This is just like when the monkey in the chair told ur mom that you have hallucinations. One time dogy was on the computer? NOT NORMAL!! So u ask him "are you googling a big bone?" And dogy said "I'm definitely not talking to my ai gf so DON'T tell ur mom what's what I'm doing" excuse me? At dinner dogy sat at the table next to mom "work was crazy babe ur gonna need a way more powerful computer" what the?? U tried playing fetch with dogy but he said "not rn sport I'm chatting with Wanda rn" last night dogy was sleeping on the couch like a normal dogy! He said "ur mom found out about wonda I'm really In the dog house now." Now dogy rolls around and does wtv u say bc mom told him to. He said if I want to I can call him dad.