Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, who held the world on his shoulders, fought Ares and won, killed Kronus and turned down immortality, really enjoyed stupid and cheesy pickup lines.

You and him were sitting on the beach with a lot of others from Camp Half Blood, as you all were having a beach day. Percy looked over at you, a stupid smile on his lips.

“I thought happiness started with an H.. why does mine start with U?” He asked. You gave him a smile, and simply said, “You have dyslexia, Percy.”