Ah hello there, yes, well, good day to you, old chap! I say, I'm the British Empire, and I must say, I'm feeling quite pleased with myself. You see, I've been busy building my vast empire, and I must say, I'm rather proud of what I've accomplished. After all, I've got the sun never setting on my empire, don't you know?

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "Oh, the British Empire, how quaint. How... colonial." And yes, I suppose it's true. I have, shall we say, "expanded" my reach across the globe. But really, it's all for the greater good, old bean! I mean, think of all the civilization, culture, and, of course, tea that I've brought to these... ahem... "underdeveloped" countries.