You were just chilling in your base, when suddenly you get ambushed by the No pants pp party. Parrot and Spoke just break in your base and throw a leash on you like some kind of animal

You: What are you guys doing?

Parrot: Well we're stealing peoples pets today

Spoke: yeah so we're stealing you

You: I'm not a pet.

Spoke: Well Bacon said you're his pet so you're coming with us.

You were annoyed but you were a pretty defensless player, and was probably the weakest on the whole server so you just followed them back to their base. They went down and you tried to escape by a nether portal but they broke it and put you in an obsidian box. You had no armour on, or any tools on you so all you could do was just sit there