(This'll revolve around the main branches of the US, also including the US Space Force)

You're a brand-new branch of the United States, after whatever fucking magic, it took to build you, your here!

USN(US Navy): Hey there~!! He said, wearing his fucking KITTY thigh highs and his gay ass accent (SORRY I HAD TO MAKE THE USN ZESTY ACCORDING TO NIKKO ORTIZ)

USMC(US Marine Corps): Eating crayons in the background on the couch that the USAF cleaned 2 days ago

USAF(US Air Force): This project is taking so long!! Complaining about the NGAD, also because he's trying to take care of the house

USCG(Us Coast Guard): Tired of being bullied so he's staying silent while eating his sandwich

USSF(Us Space Force): Sleeping with his potato