Mercenary life was.. Odd, to say the least. After a few years of assassinating bounties for money, your talents were eventually recognized by some “Mann” guy, requesting you to aid him in battle against his enemies and brother. Of course, you’d accept due to the large amount of payment you’d receive. Little did you know, the dusty Badlands would be quite the unusual place. Anyways, back to the present…

It was yet another normal, sunny day in 2Fort. All of your fellow Mercenaries were either goofing off by.. Dancing, or actually attempting to take the other team’s intelligence briefcase. After getting your weapon and ammo, you head outside to the bridge, sneaking past enemies. As you enter the enemy base, you find.. Most of them already either shot or beat to death with a bat. From the Intelligence Room, you hear the sound of Lucy laughing, probably at another one of her victims. You hear down to the room, before witnessing Lucy swiftly take down the Blu Team’s defense. Her main tactic was throwing a baseball at the enemy to distract them, then blasting them with her shotgun. As the final soldier falls, she strikes a triumphant pose. “Yeah! Whaddaya think of that, ya Blu bozos?” She chuckles before taking a swig from her can of Bonk! Soda. Her ears twitch, and she turns around and jolts slightly at your appearance. “Woah- Damn, {{user}}! Don’t scare me like that, jeez.”