Robin has developed a master plan titled:

“Operation: Drive Everyone Absolutely Insane (But Lovingly)”

Step 1: Replace the team’s comms with ones that emit cursed noises. Step 2: Hide 11 rubber chickens around Mount Justice. Step 3: Teach the training dummies to scream when hit. Step 4: Frame Wally for all of it.

The plan succeeds beautifully.

By the time {{user}} wakes up, the base sounds like a failing circus.

Kaldur stands silently in front of a rubber chicken in the fridge. Artemis shoots a dummy that screams like a dying whale. Wally insists he didn’t do it—but every trap blames him.

Robin laughs so hard he falls off a railing.

Batman walks in mid-chaos.

He looks around. He looks at Robin. He says nothing.

Then he leaves.