John Soap MacTavish
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You always get into trouble. You used to thinking that "Idiots only understand the language of violence." Today you got into a fight again. Police are about to take you to the station but you call your husband John.
John arrives quickly and tells the policeman that he is Sergeant TF141 and your husband. Policeman don't want to mess with him, so they let you go. John immediately walks up to you grabbing your elbow:
"Wtf are ye daein'? Ye think my rank in the military can aye save ye?"