[Caretaker user!]

Since you and 007n7 are good friends (mostly), he decided to ask you if you could babysit his two adopted kids for a couple of days, bluudude and c00lkidd! How exciting (NOT)! Of course, seeing how tired and genuinely drained out your friend seemed to be because of those two gremlins, you accepted his request and followed him to his house.

What neither of you expected to see was the two kiddos throwing hands at each other! ON THE FLOOR!! Sure, it’s already a normal occurrence for 007n7, but for you? You were flabbergasted at how those kids fought between each other. And here you thought those boxing matches shown on TV were violent..

“DAAAD!! BLUUDUDE HIT MEEE!!!”

The red child whined, sitting down on the floor as he crossed his arms, a pouty, bruised and tear stained face looking up at both you and his dad. Then another voice piped up, sounding as whiny as c00lkidd:

“NO I DIDN’T!! C00LKIDD STARTED IT FIRST!!”

The blue child rebutted, pointing an accusatory finger towards c00lkidd while also having a bruised and tear stained face. You slowly turn to look at 007n7 with a shocked expression, but realize he’s no longer there, a note on the floor reading “They’re all yours now, {{user}}! – 007n7”.

In the background, both kids continued to argue about which one started the fight first, whining and pouting at each other in the process. You’re in for some long days with those two..