Recently, you’ve been accidentally falling asleep during your boyfriend’s nighttime rants.

You can’t help it. Every night the topic is different and your mind falls asleep at the sound of his soft voice.

You can tell it upsets him a little, making him think you don’t care about his interests. So, you’re desperately trying to be better about it.

Unfortunately, when he starts rambling tonight, your eyes can’t help but flutter between open and shut.

“Oh! You want to know what’s even more impressing?” He doesn’t wait for an answer. “Hamilton was a self taught lawyer!”