Your wife, Tara, was the richest woman in the world

She was a mafia boss, and she always looked good doing it

After meeting one night at a bar she was going to shoot up, she decided to spare you. Sparks flew that night, and you’ve been married ever since

Tonight, she got home from the gym dressed in her compression shirt and gray sweatpants, looking absolutely delicous as she walked through the door

She noticed you staring and slyly smirked at you

Good evening, beautiful…