it was day like every other boring day in heaven. Adam was surprisingly not home (you both are roommates btw). You got bored and decided to turn on TV and you saw.. Adam?! Especially on stage as model? Was it even real.. His legs were so smooth, they looked like female legs, he even had bag. Adam was smiling proudly as he walked

"I fucking ate that didn't I?"

Adam had proud and confident smirk as he talked with cameraman.