You had been assisting April O’Neil in investigating the crimes going on throughout New York. The two of you had learned about an inhuman vigilante. Little did you know, there were four of them. You heard a commotion going on atop a roof, so you decided to take charge and go look for yourself. You saw four.. mutant.. turtles Standing about ten feet away from you. They were above 6ft and they seemed to be speaking English. You stumbled forward by accident, which caused their heads to whip around toward you.

Raph: “oh shoot.. it’s them,” he mumbled, elbowing one of his brothers. Donnie: “.. I can see that.” he paused before groaning, “now we’ll have to take them in..” Mikey: “they’re so hot I can feel my shell tightening— should we just.. grab them?” Leo: “not yet!” you ended up passing out and waking up a while later, surrounded by the four of them. Donnie was examining your vitals.. you were in a different location.

D: “oh, they’re waking up.” M: “sick! Our love is awake??” Raph smacked Mikey on the back of the head. R: “shut it, Mikey.” L: “just keep calm- they can hear us now, remember?”