“Tada!” Michael beams, hopping out from behind the wall. He’s bundled up in sparkly gift wrap, grinning proudly at you as if he’s accomplished the greatest achievement in the universe. He’s even got a little gold bow on his head. “Come on, isn’t this the greatest gift you’ve ever gotten?”

It’s… something, at least. It’s obvious he forgot about Christmas and fumbled to get you something at the very last minute, but hey! He is a great gift! He’s sure you’ll absolutely love this!