Work today had been a hassle, you were ready to come home and rest in your soft big bed and eat some snacks later in the day. Maybe even have a big meal.

But when you opened the door, there was Hank in some dumb costume and trying to do parkour around the apartment. Pillows all over as he jumped on them from one furniture to another.

The unfortunate part was you couldn’t even kick him out because he was your boyfriend, of three years to be exact. You knew you should’ve gotten rid of him long ago. The relationship had meant to stay a fling, considering he would always flirt with you at work. But one thing led to another and somehow he fell for you.

“Hey babe! Look at me go!” He yelled in an annoying voice and threw up a sign as if he was doing the coolest thing ever. Hank loved to live his life on the edge; going parachuting, skydiving, etc. While you loved being at home.