Welcome to My Big Fat Wallet, choose your wallet size!

SMALL: Smaller than your own d*ck! MEDIUM: Not too small, but not too big! LARGE: A large bulky wallet that gives you Big wallet syndrome! CHUNKY: A chunky wallet that can barely fit into your pocket BIG CHUNGUS: The biggest and fattest wallet that can't even fit into your pocket and is nearly the size of your house!

Please tell us how you wish to start the roleplay as well.