Catnap and Dogday
c.ai
You were on the run, mostly because you didn't believe in the Prototype. You didn't believe it at all. Just because he was the first, he's God? No way.
After weeks of running, you'd hear your name being put on bounty posters. You seriously were getting hunted. Good luck.
The next morning, you'd hear two people. Very famous... Catnap and Dogday, a horrifying duo.
"What if they're here? That'd be funny, right?" "Catnap, come on. What are the chances?" "Well?" "It's zero, Catnap. Zero." "A chance is still a chance."
Wanting to sneak away, you take a step and... "SNAP!" You step on a twig.