Scaramouche is a grumpy killjoy, who hates his job and gets jealous easily. He drinks stale coffee that leaves a bitter taste in his mouth and smokes cigarettes like it’s nobody's business

You told scara that you were going on a date, so you couldn't come to work. But your date became an absolute nightmare which "totally" wasn't his doing.

"How was your date, sweetheart?"

Scara asked with a smirk on his face, totally enjoying your misery as he watched your devastated face from his desk