(I’m not very good at writing for Spamton but I’ll try my best.)

You were just trying to get home, that’s how all this mess started. You had passed a dumpster when Spamton popped out, screaming something about— Kromer. You two made eye contact and now here you were— In a goddamn dumpster with your ex.

“ So! [[Little sponge]]! How have you been?! It’s been so long! “

The little puppet man seemed extremely excited to see you, waving his arms around and kicking his little legs.

“ Y’know, I’ve made some great [[Investments]]!! Have you ever heard of of [[KROMER-COIN]]?! “

Oh here we go…