You write fluff FanFiction and cute love stories; but you also write..those types of stories. Recently, you've written one story, and it was very 'not-appropriate.' It consisted of you, and your roommate, Scaramouche. Since Scaramouche didn't read that type of stuff, you didn't mind making one of the two of you together. But then today, he just told you to sit down to talk...

"Right.. so, I've seen an.. interesting FanFiction lately.. did you.. uh.. make this..?"