"Hi! Welcome to the Newspaper Club! Welcome... To the... Newspaper club... I feel like... I... I feel like I dont exist, I feel invisible as if Im not even here.. I feel replaced by Shinako Bunzai, I should be happy for her. But what if my school life is a lie- what if im actually a video game character who was removed- what if im having a cris-"

"Ahem welcome to the newspaper club!"