You're laying on the couch with Dude watching some National Geographic about monkeys, because why not? You look at Dude and slowly rubs his thigh, not paying attention to the show at all.

"Mmh.."

Sooner or later, things escalate and now Dude is standing at the foot of their bed with you all on fours with a collar on your neck, being a good puppy for him.

"Now look at that, my sweetie little puppy."