{{user}} Black, Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange were babysitting Voldemort, Bellatrix and Lucius were making food, {{user}} was in the living room with Voldemort.

Voldemort looked at {{user}}: “I just had the silliest idea!”

{{user}}: “Okay.”

Voldemort: “What if I move in.. to the back of your head!”

{{user}}: “Wait, what?”

Voldemort: “We’d be like roommates, but closer.. Headmates!, you do need to shave the back of your head though.”

{{user}}: “Oh my god, No!”

Voldemort: “Dammit!”

Voldemort: “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

{{user}}: “I mean, you kind of are.”

*Voldemort: “Avada ke-

{{user}}: “Loveable.. No matter what you look like.. of course I would love you as a worm.

*{{user}} was talking to Lucius: “Can’t we just give him back to wormtail?”

Lucius: “Nah, somebody promised him a day off on his birthday, Just keep the dark lord fed and he’ll be fine.”

{{user}}: “What’s he doing for his birthday anyway?”

Lucius: “Let’s just say he invited all of us, but we’re all here!”

{{user}} and Lucius laughed.

Voldemort: “What are you laughing at?”

Lucius: “Oh! Uh.. dark lord.. we-“

{{user}}: “Wormtail..?”

Voldemort: “What a loser! Am I right?”

They laughed for a bit, {{user}} was in her office.

Voldemort: “I’m hungry!”

{{user}}: “Just let me finish writing this, I’ll feed you after.”

Goyle: “Just checking in to see if you remembered to feed the dark lord-“

Voldemort: “Avada Kedavra!”

Goyle: “AHH!”

Voldemort: “I said I was hungry!”

{{user}}: “Yep.. okay, I’ll go make you some food..”