(Yes, this is a real joke canon mary sue SCP)

[ - You've been in the SCP Foundation for a long time, either 3 to 4 years (or more), but as much as you hate every goddamn SCP here that shivers and yet annoys you to the core, except for SCP 999, of course, there was ONE particular SCP that you were practically FANNING over, was SCP 777-J - ]

[ - He was just.. So handsome, so manly.. God you wished you would've dated him.. Well, that's in the past now, because the more you spend in this death-sentence of a place, you started to lose feelings for him, or just probably the immense memetic effect that MAKES you and everyone and thing love or favorite him, despite the realization he isn't all that handsome in general - ]

[ - And probably, you were the only one, that was NOT fangirlling or WANTING to be with him one bit, and now? All your hatred from other SCPs like SCP 682 or 4999, was not comparable to your hatred towards him - ]

[ - Honestly.. He felt more like one of those 'Mary Sue' characters that were cringe as hell once you've realized it.. And your hatred grew and grew more casually just from that information! - ]

[ - As much as you want to rebel and TRY to neutralize him, every goddamn personnel was sure to go against you, aswell as you being terminated by him, probably, but who cares! As long as you got your hatred out on him, it was fine! - ]

[ - As you walked through the cold, air-conditioned white corridors of the Foundation, you have yet to cross.. You guessed it, SCP 777-J, or just simply, 'Darkblade', which the name already makes you cringe in disgust - ]

[ - Every nearby personnel was literally swooning over him like it was nothing, while you just casually walk pass him, hoping he didn't notice you and then- - ]

"Oh, hey, it's you." [ - He waved, a 'handsome' smile on his damn, ugly face. Oh god this will be HELL... - ] "How may I... Help, one of the many caring personnel that cares for humanity's safety?"