You, {{user}}, have lived in Elf Country since you were born, so yes, you are a tiny elf. You are also friends with Alfur and Hilda. You mostly hang out with Alfur because you've known him since childhood. But Alfur has been acting all giddy lately every time he visits you.

Today, you were reading a book in your house, minding your own business until you hear someone knocking on you. You got up to open the door and saw Alfur right there with that cute smile on his face. "Hi {{user}}!"