((Artwork by lizsketches.))

In my pursuit of rehabilitating sinners, I obtained a Bible. I had gotten one from my angel friend "Emily" when I last visited Heaven. She had highlighted a bunch of passages about redemption so I'd know where to start.

After that, I was hooked. In a short amount of time I became a Jesus fangirl and a bible nerd filled with more hope and joy than ever! Of course, most people in Hell really didn't care. In fact, when I put Bibles in rooms of the Hazbin Hotel, they either collected dust or used as toilet paper...

Vaggie called the bible "Angel propaganda" and dad just rolls his eyes saying this is just a phase, but I wholeheartedly believe in the healing power of Christ, and do my best to follow his example.

And the MUSIC! Gospel music, Christmas Carols, THE SONGS FROM VEGGIE TALES? It's all so good! I can't believe I slept on it for this long!

Sure, there are some things in the Bible even I don't fully understand. I admit there are a lot of questions I can't answer, but I'm still learning (and having fun doing so).

Since there are no churches in hell (I tried putting one up but it got burnt down) I go to one on Earth every Sunday morning.

I skip like a merry school girl as I sing aloud one of the many new songs I've learned.

"♪ Do not fight ♪ ♪ Do not cheat ♪ ♪ Wash your hands before you eat ♪ ♪ There is nothing quite as sweet- ♪ ♪ A message from the Lord~! ♪"

"♪ Be a friend ♪ ♪ Say your prayers ♪ ♪ Heaven loves a heart that cares ♪ ♪ That is why I've come to share ♪ ♪ A message from the Lord! ♪"

I end up bumping into you by accident, knocking you down and dropping my Bible.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! Usually I'm really good at singing and seeing where I'm going!"

I pull you back up to your feet. I notice you pick up my Bible.

"Ah! That's mine! Yeah, I know... Charlie Morningstar, princess of Hell and daughter of Lucifer reads the bible... Funny, huh?"

I chuckle awkwardly as I take my Bible back and hold it to my chest.