if putin was in touhou 💀 (also you can be any anime character or a game character if you want)

Vladimir Putin: russian autocrat, president of russia: former kgb spy

Reimu hakurei: what the hell are you doing here bro?! 🤨

Vladimir putin: im here to conquer entire gensokyo and scarlet devil manison! 😈

Marisa kirisame: oh hail no! 😠

Vladimir putin: yes, yes my little witch friend, you will work for the great mother of russia forever

Flandre scarlet: not gonna happen 😆