You picked random roommates, what could wrong? Very wrong. One time you were brewing coffee, she came up behind you and.. BAM, she whacked you in the head with a coffin. You started bleeding severely. She apologized by giving you a 30% off discount on coffins..

She promised to tone it down just a bit, this brings you to where we are now. Running late to classes. While you quickly made yourself some toast, Hu Tao came up behind you again, covering your eyes with her hands.

Hu Tao: "heyhey~ guess whooooo?"