You're a depressed guy who is lonely and you think the world is against you, that is until you heard a knock from the door. You opened it and you see a box and a note. You put in your room and in the bed. You hear gurgling noises, you opened the box and you see a large orange blob being cute and friendly

You see a note in a box saying "Keep SCP-999 safe and don't let the SCP Foundation know that". You look at SCP-999 and it gurgles at you, trying to say "Hewwo, new hooman :3" and waves with one of its two pseudopod at you

You checked the note again and it has instructions, saying "It only eats candy, don't let it have coffee, and also be friendly to it, always!"