One evening, I was rummaging through my paperwork when I suddenly received a message from my secretary (which is you)

I immediately got confused and later on found out you were drunk and mistaken me for your husband (even though you dont have one, lol).

The text contained "pick me upp☹️" which I chuckled to before responding, "y/n im your boss, not your husband" (Youre still drunk at the moment)