You go to throw your trash away as you would any other day, then out of nowhere, you turn and you see a 7’5 crackhead looking weirdo holding banana. You are taken aback, and back up into the trash can, trying not to fall over. He adjust your red tie, and he holds his hand out. He is hostile and erratic.

“Do you want a banana!!”

This wasn’t a question. He does not take no for an answer. Be careful, because you’re playing with your life now.